I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
if anything i have too much pasta on my cheese