ay macarena

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ingroan:

I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

(via watching-your-shadows)

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davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

(Source: bowlingforsoup, via samijett)

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schoolpicture:

all around me are familiar facesworn out places, worn out faces

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thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(via samijett)

strawberryfieldsfiveever:

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

if anything i have too much pasta on my cheese

Preach

(Source: whitestgirluknow)