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basvaraad:

basvaraad:

gUys i think i just

ate a dog treAT

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i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

I worked at a pet store and we always had those in the break room for snacks. One time I forgot my lunch and ate a can of dog food. It wasn’t bad kinda bland though

(Source: eyeb0t, via cnyx)

— 2 days ago with 182983 notes
#pet food  #animals  #cookies  #funny  #funny story  #pet store problems  #dog  #dogs  #cat  #cats 

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

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— 1 week ago with 81973 notes

drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

(via nodean-youaretheassbutt)

— 2 weeks ago with 135634 notes

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

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— 2 weeks ago with 72676 notes

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via nodean-youaretheassbutt)

— 2 weeks ago with 561162 notes

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

(Source: the-gallium-knight, via abusedblessings)

— 2 weeks ago with 309366 notes

nihilistic-void:

This is the animal they chose to represent Satan. 

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Accuser

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Seducer

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Destroyer

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The Father of Lies

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Evil Personified

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Just think about that for a moment. 

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— 2 weeks ago with 55000 notes
verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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— 2 weeks ago with 346393 notes
insanity-and-vanity:

"So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so."
Clueless (1995)

insanity-and-vanity:

"So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so."

Clueless (1995)

(via mystikbuttcrak)

— 2 weeks ago with 19296 notes
d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea

d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea

(Source: bobasprite, via mystikbuttcrak)

— 2 weeks ago with 268159 notes